Sunday, November 8, 2009

Kids In Church

3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.

A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'

After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The = daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?' 


rcubes said...

I needed this. Tired and can't sleep right now. So, thank you for putting a smile on my face. Hope and pray that all is well with you sister. I do pray that God will help you overcome the battle you're facing at this time. Blessings.

Andrea said...


Deborah said...

How cute are these! I'm a Sunday School teacher so it's perfect! Thank you!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Adorable! I needed the humor of a child at the moment and this was perfect!

jubilee said...

These are great. Can I swipe a couple?!

Suz said...

This was great for a Monday morning. I particularly like the little boy who wanted to stay with his family rather than live in a Christian home. OUt of the mouths of babes!!

KK said...

HA, those are too funny, i love that last one!!