Monday, March 2, 2009

"Not Me!" Mondays

Welcome back to Not Me! Monday! This is a great way to start the week.

This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

God does have a since of humor :-)

Even my family is even getting into this....

I DID NOT consider using dog shampoo when I realized my daughter took the only bottle of shampoo with her to swim. I would never run that low. I also did not break out into a chorus of "Jesus Loves Me" when I found a bottle of shampoo turned upside down in the back of the cupboard with a fraction of an inch of shampoo. Go God....Go God.....Go God....

My dog DID NOT wait until company arrived to show off her talent by scooting her butt across the floor.

Also the above mentioned dog DID NOT dig through the dirty laundry and pull out my daughter's underware and start chewing on them - GROSS.

My H DID NOT leave his cell phone on in his coat pocket at work (no cells phones allowed). When it started to ring he DID NOT look around and wonder what idiot left his cell phone on.

I DID NOT received a text from an unknown person telling me to kick butt again.

While attending a Catholic service I DID NOT continue on with the Lord's Prayer when everyone else stopped.

Stop by next week and see what other things my family and I haven't done.
P.S. I DID NOT go back on Tuesday and add the title to this post. I always remember to include the title with all my posts.


3 Bay B Chicks said...

All great NM's...especially about continuing to pray after the rest of the congregation had stopped. That has SO been me...except singing...loudly...for all to hear.

I just like to tell myself that I got overwhelmed by the spirit of the Lord in those moments. :)


Melissa said...

I love Not Me Mondays. They are so funny and you had a Great list!

petrii said...

These are so funny, although I must admit I didn't get it at first. Reverse anything messes with this head of mine =)

Oh yeah, BTW I do get it now!!

Have a Blessed week,

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

What is it with dogs and underwear??? :)

Cathy said...

Those were great! I love that you ALMOST used dog shampoo! Happy Monday!