Welcome to another addition on "Not Me!" Monday.
I DID NOT pig out on a big mac and fries in honor of my daughter when her boyfriend broke up with her leaving her a weeping mess. I am NOT an emotional eater.
I DID NOT let my 15 year old drive to a friends house and she DID NOT proceed to lock me out of the car with the engine running after we got there. I DID NOT have to call my husband, (who wasn't on a walk) to come unlock the car for me. Thank goodness I did (did't) wear the slippers I thought about wearing.
I DID NOT wear a pair of my husbands socks because I was too lazy to dig through the basket for a pair of my own. After all I ALWAYS sort/fold and put away all of the socks and underware as soon as they come out of the dryer.
I WAS NOT sitting in church and go to put my mic on my ear and realized I had tucked it into my paints when I went to the bathroom. I didn't try to just sit there and pull it out with out anyone noticing. The mic was not caught up so bad that I had to go to the bathroom before I sang to figure things out.
Gee, glad I didn't do all that.