Sometimes you just have to laugh

I was just sitting here reflecting on the realities of life:

• Duct tape can fix most things.
• You can hammer in a screw.
• While shoes are very essential part of our wardrobe they don't work will on the screw.
• Dishwasher soap and Dish soap are not interchangeable.
• When applying for a job, don't take your mother.
• Cats don't appreciate flee dips.
• You can always guarantee that your dog will show off his talent by scooting across the floor on his butt when you have company.
• Cell phones do not like toilets, pagers don't either.
• Little kids will see how much they can flush down the toilet.
• Ice cream bars do not travel well in a suit case.
• Your plastic popcorn bowl doesn't fair too well on a hot burner.
• You must look before you turn and run; you may be standing in front of a wall.
• Before scraping the windshield, shut off the wipers.
• Don't laugh at the dog when she slides on the ice, you may go down too.